#automation and response

[aishavass]

The growing number of wrong security alerts is anticipated to be opportunistic for the Security Orchestration Automation and Response (SOAR) market...

[ipcssalem]

[abyssfmpfikvp6]

@lesbianneopolitan i know the mention isnt gonna work but still, what did you write/click to get actual attention? cuz the email i already sent got a response that was so braindead i didn't understand a thing. like. for category of support what do i pick???? i picked something that seemed correct i forgot rn but the response i got was so unrelated im doubting myself atp

[dykefish]

How do you feel about Minecraft diaries

also I want to learn more about how you see the blocks

i havent seen it but it is in the back of my mind to watch Constantly, i know. in my heart. the second i see her. the second i make it to ep 50 or whatever the hell iiiii. My body will not be able to take it.

what do you want to know about my block visions ?

[drdougdouglass]

The only dangerous criminals invading Los Angeles, causing violence are Kristi Noem and I.C.E. .

We're all praying she and Cricket are reunited very soon.

[luminacerin]

EVERYONE SHUT UP DONALD TRUMPS BEEFING WITH A JUN WU RP ACCOUNT IM OOOSONG MY MIND HAAHGWHSBS

Thank you to soju (@akasoojiu I on Twitter for posting about this) IM LOOSING MY MIND

[morningbloodystar]

Alright, this is ridiculous, but I had a dream, which then led to some small paranoia, which then led to some test—

Well, long story short, pissed on a stick - twice - and, er, Abby insisted I inform you. Just in case.

- @thedemon-crowley

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P.S. We generally clarify that demands for child support must accompany satisfactory proof, but find it an irrelevant addition in this case. Hearty congratulations! We look forward to a new contender for the Throne of Hell.

[automaticresponse]

SELLING STOLEN AVATARS AND OR USING FABRICATED ACCESS CREDENTIALS TO CLAIM TO BE SOMEONE'S OLDER RELATIVE AND ORDER USING MILITARY AND OR ROYAL ACCESS PRIVILEGES THAT THEY BE GIVEN ESSENTIALLY NO TECHNOLOGY ACCESS OF ANY TYPE BEGINNING AT BIRTH - BORN IN THE MATRIX LIKE BRADLEY CARL GEIGER

[honetii]

so a storm knocked a tree into my family's house (everyone's fine were all good) and we have to print out images of the damage for insurance and I'm losing my mind at the Walgreens confirmation email like yeah man I'm sure the photo of a giant hole in my parents roof Will look good

[ipcssalem]

[dykefish]

[evil wizard voice] might i be able to intrigue you with... a dungeon?

oh Wow oh Wow i am intrigued, That much you have accomplished mysteruous sorceress...... Tell me more......

[thatscarletflycatcher]

Look at new job postings -> check that no one has even looked at your cv for the ones you tried for last week -> have your daily 5 minutes of existential crisis -> rinse -> repeat for months -> despair

[newvision]

no one prepares you for the mortification that comes with applying for a million jobs and getting one response (it’s a rejection)

[agentark]

The kids I babysit watched our cats while we were gone and their dad just sent me a picture of them meticulously laying out the cash I gave them for a job well done